its OK to light your farts......... if it is done with a gold Dupont lighter and your wearing fireproof La Perla knickers at the time XX

nos 10 ......Australian tranny rule.........no poofters XXX

a good dose af cold baked beans and a couple of gerkins, that should do it, but do not follow though LOL. love collette XXX.

gherkins can be a worry Collette!!!!!! XX

you could have a couple of hard boiled eggs and make a good weggy stick lol.love collette XXX, i know i am being rude lol.

heh heh!!!!! XXX

Rule fifteen quadzillion ! : Have fun with Jallie !!

Yeah ! we Oz girls are so dumb ....
This country actually started with your poor and destitute ? Your best people if you want ?

Sent to a land of mystery and fear for stealing a loaf of bread ?

I have British heritage, and I am proud of it .

It's just that we are a few years behind you when it comes to human rights ? We only have some two hundred years of settlement , ??

We have such a short history ? Compared to you girls we are infants ?

Anyway, what I want to say is that you girls are so lucky to have such a rich history and that you can have an occasion like SPARKLE to celebrate your being ... !!! nicky XXX

Nicky all the Oz girls I've met over the years have been smart, glamorous, sexy and sassy and often responsible for budgie smugglers to spntaneaously combust! One day I will save up enough to get to Oz....... where i plan to do a major pink and satin road trip.... a sort of West London Priscilla homage on a motorbike!!!!
XXXX

ekkk nicky, xxxx

priscilla queen of the desert is one of my favourite films, have it on VHS as well as DVD, and australia has a good criket team and they are good at rugby, also all blacks are good as well as england lol, now you know my 3 favourite teams lol. love collette XXX. and i like KYLIE lol.have her on VHS, CD etc LOL.

Andrea, you really must do the motorbike thing !!!
I can introduce you to some friendly Outback Rednecks ?

And Collette, I am constantly touring around the country in my bus draped with pink chiffon, playing tranny cricket or rugby with the local yokels while lip-synching the entire Kylie repertoire !

They just love it !

nice one nicky, keep at it girl, go and knock e'm dead lol.love collette XXX.

one more rule, if it has not been mentioned, do not scratch your groin or your rear end in public, as most blokes do lol, love collette XXX.

Yes please Nicky!!! I would put on a show in the outback for your redneck friends that would leave their mouths agape!! all I need is a mirror, KY Jelly and 600 metres of pink chiffon!
XXXX

That's about all they'll need to wrap you up and make a meal of you ????

Yep looking forward to my first Sparkle Nicky will update you with my personal impressions experiences and viewpoints x

April-Mae ??????

Rule number 256 : If you don't understand another girl's comment, just sniff, run your fingers through your hair, adjust your nylons, rummage in your purse, pull out a lipstick, fumble with the fuckin thing, put it back, cos it's the wrong colour, dick around again in your handbag and find an old copy of last year's Sparkle handbook and just feel left out !!! ???

April-Mae .... I love you !!

Nicky xxxXXX

Don't do rules as you know - muaaaah the joy of individuality, my friend sitting next to me at the moment -gg- would totally support that idea x Love you too and nice to hear from you again xoxo amj xoxo

rule 804 see rule 900

rule 900 see rule 804

Rule,s oh fxxk them. lifes to short.

JUST GET ON WITH IT, XXXXXXXX

I agree with that J girl xoxo

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One needs to be careful of the dreaded bushfire
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