June 30, 2011 6:18 PM BST
and don't forget to pluck ear hairs, and don't sit with legs apart, and there is always hairs on your hands, as you see there is a lot of things us girls have to remember, so life is not so easy for us, sob, lol. love collette XXX.
June 30, 2011 6:19 PM BST
and if you wear sandals, don't forget those hairy toes lol. love collette XXX.
June 30, 2011 6:23 PM BST
LMAO Ooooooooo I forgot that one!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tranny Rule Number Four...... Close your flipping legs!!!!! No-one wants to see that!!!!!
Thank you, Collette!!!! xxxxx
June 30, 2011 6:24 PM BST
Rule 4 - shave face, legs, arms, chest and back - last one is tricky - and bits if you think you pass. P xx
June 30, 2011 6:25 PM BST
Or maybe Rule 5 >>>> whatever
June 30, 2011 6:27 PM BST
A tranny should try to behave like a lady - not sure which rule that is Julie.
lots and lots of kisses
Audrey xxx
June 30, 2011 6:32 PM BST
Grrrrrrrr I WILL unmask you, Aunt Audrey!!!!! Or is that defrock you??? I know who you are, I think, your secret is safe
June 30, 2011 6:40 PM BST
Rule 6 - girls listen, so 2 ears one mouth
June 30, 2011 8:38 PM BST
Rule, ermmm about a million. enjoy life. we are what we are. love all xxx
June 30, 2011 8:39 PM BST
Pauline,,good tip for rapid back hair removal....1, glue wax strips aplenty to hallway floor...2, atach rope around body under armpits..3 tie other end to neighbours car...4 lie on wax strips..5 wait for neighbour to drive to work...hope this helps..xxx
June 30, 2011 8:41 PM BST
Rules, nothanks. dont work in our life. xxx
June 30, 2011 8:44 PM BST
Alisons rule, bin the stockings
June 30, 2011 9:10 PM BST
#1 make an effort
That's my rule.
Having said that - I don't mean all the time - just when it matters, the big things - like when you are going out partying - or like make the effort telling your wife/gf/partner and not hiding in the closet for things like that.. oh and urrpluking your eye-brows and nose hair (but bushy eye-brows - yuk).
Having said that - lots of little efforts make a big effort over time - I'm I'm off on one - I will stop now before I offend anyone.
x
June 30, 2011 10:30 PM BST
beckie, im vertualy hairless, apart from my head, anyway i care what makes me nice for other. i agree a little makes for a lot. xxx
June 30, 2011 10:53 PM BST
rule 12 don't walk like a gorilla, dont swing arms like a neanderthal!.....keep wrists bent (I know!!! cliche bit it works!) keep steps small, lead each step with your hips..... keep the knees togther as much as possible....don't stride everywhere..... wander more.....shoulder back but not military be nice and elegant....sit on the loo....dont chew tobacco or spit in public
rule 12.5..... keep your condoms in a nice satin pink purse type thing in your handbag.....no point scaring the till lady in tescos when you pay!!
June 30, 2011 10:58 PM BST
rule 13...... dont pull gusset ride ups (brazilian knickers are some of the worst) out of bum crack in public, its OK if your collecting 2 by 4's at Wickes......... but looks nasty in a resturant where's there's exposed food. Go to the loo and do it in private, in a cubicle, and re-arrange everything properly!.....this rule can be broken when with a man in a clinch on your sofa at home, in fact then yu can do it directly in front of his face!
XXXX
phew im glad i do those things or i would be in big trouble lol xxx
Rule # 14 : Flatulation should be confined to the cubicle marked "ladies". Men find farts by men funny , a lady fart can be seen as a distinct turn off, or at least a signal that the lady in question is of questionable character !!
Find a discrete corner to let go and quickly move to a more salubrious location.
Rule # 14.5 : NEVER let anyone hear your flatulation !!! nicky XXX
Jeez.............. just when I thought I had everything right: the hair, the wig, the walk and NOW I have to learn the 'quick discrete let-go'?
Jeez...... I used to smoke cigars out dressed, little cigars but still cigars. Someone should have spanked me!
Julie, Just dont set fire to the farts..thats West Virginia hillbilly sense of fun P xxx
rule 20 grillion, sod the rest, have fun, xxx