Ive just been away to Egypt for a holiday. The last evening included a cultural evening show. This consisted of a whirling dervish and a belly dancer. Both very good.

During the second performance by the belly dancer my wife leaned across and said she could work out how her boobs stayed in her bejewelled bra. This sparked an amusing discussion which came to the conclusion that she must have them glued in, just as she bent over backwards and continued to jiggle her assets.

So what unusual discussions have you been in?

The only one i can think of right this minute is "Why is it only cockroaches survive after bombs and devastation on a large scale kill everything else"

Back in the 1980s when I worked in Amsterdam after I complimented a German colleague on his excellent English ....he gave me a hard time as he insisted that I was Belgian, so how could I know what "good English" was. We had worked together for about 8 - 9 years and he had only ever known me working out of either Brussels or Amsterdam, so I could understand why and was not offended. I still have a wry smile about it sometimes.

Like being a T girl its about "perception and reality" - people see or hear us differently from the way we see ourselves. I am sure that's why I am "not read" when out and about - most people see what they want to see. So if I am dressed the way a woman of a certain age is dressed - they see a "woman of a certain age", not a guy in a wig.

Love the boob story...at first I thought she was a tranny when you said they were glued in. Did anyone ask her why they didn't fall out?

Pauline xxxx

most people say im strange so all my conversations must be ha ha
I must say though a lot of my mates now do know I dress and they don't bat an eye and once on a rig I said to a few of the would you believe me if I said I had tigger in the back of my car and they just calmly said yes we do if it was anyone else they wouldn't believe em lol

so from tigger in my car to a guy on canal street who looked at me and then said you could do with some sausage in side you (meaning I looked skinny)

I turned round and said aw thanx but could I have something to eat first haha ha

boy did he blush lol xxx

During a very drunk quiz evening I became utterly convinced that the creator of the daleks in doctor who was stavros (mental images of doctor who buying a large donor kebab from him)not davros.

Whether or not money is a medium of power because it is a medium of exchange - the things kids ask these days!!! xx