What kind of things should a Tgirl not say this Xmas to her partner? This is meant to be fun not serious.....examples

I think I would look better than you in that dress.......

Here are some things RGs dont like.......mainly criticism of course

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2077269/The-10-things-men-NEVER-say-wives.html

"does my bum look big in this?"

"no babe, your bums lovely, its your thunder thighs which ruin the look......"

"Don't worry if it won't fit. I know it'll fit me OK"
This post was edited by Kirsti Murray at December 22, 2011 12:55 PM GMT

hi i got you this fab dress hope you like it

it didnt fit me lol

oooh I love your scouse brow...can I borrow it?
This post was edited by Pauline Smith at December 22, 2011 1:03 PM GMT

Have you kept the reciept ?????

i have a soft spot for you......its called a swamp

you look like a million dollars....all green and crinkley

your teeth are like stars.......they come out at night.

you haven't the legs for that skirt, give it here it suits me better!!

Im so sorry but i left skid marks in your new thong, my bad =o)

to wife or partner: i went to the toilet last night and i thought your wardrobe was the toilet. my advice after saying that is RUN. love colletteXXX.lol.

or you could say that you are sorry for having to much to drink last night, and then tell her that you threw up in her knicker draw, lol. love collette XXX.

LolI love these - especially the swamp and teeth and all the other comments.

My big no-no: Your eyes are like plates and you smell like a hippo.

Don't say that to anybody xD