Teacher in primary school is asking all the children what their fathers jobs are.

One little boy, shouts out my dads a plumber.
Another little boy shouts out my dads an electrician.
Yet another one, shouts out my dads a chef.
Only boy out of 25 who does'nt offer any information on what his fathers job was, was Johnny.

Teacher asks johnny what does your father do Johnny.

Johnny reluctantly , replies, he is a tranny lap dancer in a
gay club after work he goes into the car park and does blow jobs for money. ,

At lunch break, Johnny's best friend pulls him to one side and asks, why did you lie about your dad being a tranny lap dancer in a gay club

johnny replies, how could I tell the whole class he plays football for England
This post was edited by Cristine Jennifer Shye. BL. B/acc at June 30, 2020 8:03 AM BST