This I swear, is true.....
.....I had to go visit a surgeon yesterday prior to some surgery, (no, not that kind of surgery yet) and had gotten my hand "sticky" on something on the counter while signing in. I knew they'd make me undress for the exam, so I just wore normal shorts, a polo shirt, and flip-flops to make it easy....it was summer....

I had on NO make-up or jewelry on of ANY kind, so I thought I should use the "mens" room. BOY was I WRONG! I was just finishing washing my hands, door opens, a guy glances at me, runs out, door opens again, he says and I quote: "Maam, do you realize this is the MENS room"?

I feigned surprise! "It IS? OMG" and ran out past him saying, "sorry".....

I was bent over the sink and my shirt was leaning forward so he couldn't have seen my boobs!

Guess "If I pass" goes down the drain.......