Showbiz Weddings

    • 866 posts
    July 26, 2015 10:32 AM BST
    This is like schoolgirl humour, so you think of imaginary weddings between 2 stars which then creates a funny name.

    As an example Whitney Houston marries Gene Pitney and you get Whitney Pitney

    Just something daft to do when you have a spare moment


    Pauline xxx
    This post was edited by Pauline Smith at July 26, 2015 10:42 AM BST
    • 28 posts
    July 26, 2015 1:25 PM BST
    Ooh I have a few....if Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing,she would be Whoopi Cushing
    If Carrie Fisher married the Human League's Phil Oakey, she would be Carrie Oakey...
    Last one,if Isla St Clair married Barry White then got divorced and married Bryan Ferry she would be Isla White-Ferry..
  • July 26, 2015 3:46 PM BST
    Well Mine is very silly - Take Neville Neville, Gary and Phil Neville's dad and if married Robby Neville the American Singer - he would become Neville Neville Neville - I'll get my coat!
    • 235 posts
    July 26, 2015 5:41 PM BST
    Fabulous - but imagine if Ruth Fischer (German Communist) had married Tom Mann (English Communist) we would have had Fischermann - my coat is nearer Liz I'll get it quick xxx
    • 105 posts
    July 26, 2015 7:13 PM BST
    If the rapper, Biggie Smalls, had a gay wedding with Brian Cox...... He could be Biggie Cox? Or Biggie Smalls-Cox??? Sorry.... I had to go down the Cox route!!!! xxx
    • 98 posts
    July 26, 2015 8:38 PM BST
    If Willow Shields (American actress) married Paul Anka (song writer & singer) she could be Will O'Wanka. !
    • 197 posts
    July 26, 2015 9:43 PM BST
    If Brooke Shields married James Bond she would become Brooke Bond. (Can you ride tandem?)
    • 98 posts
    July 26, 2015 9:54 PM BST
    Mal - would that make her next film subject to a PG classification?
    • 197 posts
    July 26, 2015 9:56 PM BST
    I would think so Trines!