June 28, 2015 10:46 AM BST
Here are a few.......
No I don't want my lottery winnings
Yes I do believe that traffic wardens are marvellous people
I cant wait to watch the Jeremy Kyle show on television
Of course I always follow Katie Hopkins tweets
That look with your cock peeping out of the bottom of your skirt is really feminine
have fun
hugs
Pauline xxx
June 28, 2015 11:39 AM BST
That brought a smile to my face that P x
June 29, 2015 10:21 AM BST
Lol... nice one Pauline (tho I am guilty of my 'ahem... cock' peeping out and I do apologise for that
June 29, 2015 11:38 AM BST
Can't disagree with any of those things tbh
That. Looks so attractive.....
Plucked turkey hanging out your knickers!!!!
Sorry for wasting your time I was being an absolute arse!
July 25, 2015 6:58 PM BST
you never get get pulled by the old bill and hear "Nice driving Sir/Madam"
This post was edited by Jennifer Bronski at July 25, 2015 7:10 PM BST
