Turquoise Chick Magnet

• Posted by Ann Kay Zola April 8, 2011 2,259 views
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  Bisexual Chick Magnet loose in Sin City.

  Ann Kay Zola NAMED (Anarchy) in Police files.

  The latest pics in my profile are a new look. After years being mainly blonde I have discovered brunette, and also turquoise. Went out last night as Turquoise Tranny found I was still a chick magnet. Great but they all had blokes hanging around. Except the fat ugly one eating a pizza. Couldn’t find this tall handsome bloke Bill I was interested in, at that filthy seedy nudist social club where I met him first. The trannies get in free but they tend to pull the chicks, who also get in free. This leaves most of the men (who have to pay to get in) playing pool with each other, although some do get into sex sessions as wanking spectators or actual participants, in bedrooms out back.

  No Bill so I went to a dance club round the corner. Met lots of girls and trannies there, including a fabulous Pirate Queen called Bridget. Also a tacky bloke who wanted to dance with me, but just did lewd movements centring on my groin. I pushed him away, he said I was too rough, such a delicate flower to be treating me as a sex object.

  They played Metallica's ‘Master of Puppets’, this big mean biker doing Karaoke over a backing track. At the climax of this homage to murderous mayhem and SM (check out the abusive lyrics of this song) the dancers shouted 'Master, Master’. Suckers!. I shouted 'Bastard'. However I also played air guitar and went into insane frenzy with the others as this seemed to be correct protocol.

  Said hello to big band of Goths in thick make up and chains and stuff, they all scowled back. 'Suit yourself darlings,' I said. 'You just missed the chance to talk to Ann Kay Zola.' After that prowled the city centre, went to the Moon Café , met God. (Gracie Ophelia Dewhurst). This chick got pretty friendly then boyfriend realised I was a tranny and dragged her away from me. I told him I was a chick magnet it wasn’t her fault.

  Got stopped by cops twice on way home. Random breath tests. Second time it was a pretty female cop, of course she fell under spell of turquoise AKZ. I explained it was all right I am a famous chick magnet Ann Kay Zola, it will be ok to enjoy me while attempting to arrest me, but that I am also looking for Bill. She went back to the cop sedan with big smile, after saying ‘enjoy your night’. Incidentally I recorded zero on both breath tests. I drink water on these escapades. Cool drink, it seems to make me swing more madly than anybody drinking hard liquor.

  Could not go to sleep until I had spend long time admiring myself in mirror and taking pictures of myself, all the time wishing I had found that bloke Bill. Started thinking about planes, one to Atlanta where there is this cool muso cat, or to Melbourne, where there is this cool muso/carer tranny whom I love. Its a fantasy at this stage, but wow! life is great.