female and male poems spot the difference if you can

• Posted by Andrea Caskin August 20, 2013 8,133 views
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  A WOMAN'S POEM:

  Before I lay me down to sleep,
  I pray for a man who's not a creep,
  One who's handsome, smart and strong.
  One who loves to listen long,
  One who thinks before he speaks,
  One who'll call, not wait for weeks.. 
  I pray he's rich and self-employed,
  And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
  Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
  Massage my f eet and help me stand.
  Oh send a king to make me queen.
  A man who loves to cook and clean.
  I pray this man will love no other.
  And relish visits with my mother.

  
  
  A MAN'S POEM:

  
  I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with 
  Big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, 
  And loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This 
  Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.