so who do we vote for at the next election?

• Posted by Andrea Caskin April 15, 2013 5,453 views
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  So who to vote for at the next election? It’s a quandary isn’t it!

  I like the Tories ideas of having smaller government and less centralised control, I have an overall aversion to ’being governed’! I like their support of people trying to achieves something in business, I hate their pomposity and general disregard for anyone who didn’t go to public school, their awful treatment of people on low incomes and their overall attitude to people struggling to survive in some of the industrial wastelands in this country and their general antipathy to immigrants and minorities!!

  I love Labours support for the low paid and working class of this country, their big hearts and inclusiveness, underpinning their real passion for giving everyone an equal opportunity in life and a genuine hard-core concern for the welfare and hopes and dreams of the ‘have not’s ! and those who didn’t belong to the Bullingdon club!

  I hate the fact that they were in power for twelve years and we ended up a more unequal society to the one we had before, they took us into an illegal war and they spent all us taxpayers money. I’m also not so fond of their mania for central control of everything and addiction to focus groups!

  The liberal Democrats are….well…..the liberal democrats nuff said really!

  At first I was really attracted to the Greens as a girl who generally believes in getting some serious effort to sort out the mega damage human have done to the planet before it is literally too late! But then I kept  hearing some rather bonkers statements recently  by Greens which melted their credibility a tadge!

  Let’s leave UKIP alone and hopefully we won’t get it on our shoes!

  So what’s left?!............................ Not a lot really!

  So I think we need a sort of party which has:

  Creativity, tolerance, intelligence, common sense, innovation, multi-tasking, pacifism, amazing handbags, some wonderful wigs, expensive lingerie, a sense of the ridiculous, courageous, affectionate, flamboyant, always make an effort to dress up when going out, owners of an outfit for every and any parliament,  high tolerance to alcohol, pretty eyes, can walk along beside a canal at night in five inch heels and can eat ‘nibbles’ and down a pint without leaving lipstick on the glass!

  I’d call it the Trans party and it would get my vote!!