whats is it with men and toilets!!!!

• Posted by Andrea Caskin July 25, 2011 #  1,689 views
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  This may seem like a weird rant coming from me as a transsexual, who has a penis! But what is it with men and toilets!?....... Why do men teat a public or any toilet as the equivalent as a piece of earth outside on a hillside.... to be used as a pee patch or a bog zone!

  It might just be me but I do try to be a ‘fragrant little flower’ as I go through life..... an example of this kind of attitude and behaviour among men comes from the days when I used to visit the Philbeach hotel in Earls Court London.

  One night  I tiptoed in a rather nice negligee across the landing from one of the rooms to the shared toilet....The sight that greeted my eyes looked as though it was straight from a Yemeni public toilet in the harbour at  Zinjibar only worse.

  First  even the rats held their noses as they scuttled away,  It had a loose toilet seat and a toilet roll that looked as though it had committed suicide and hanged itself on a piece of rope. The smell was overpowering and I sat gingerly with my negligee gathered carefully around me while I tried to relax enough to go... then quickly ran back to my room with the smell powerfully lingering in my nose and washed my hands in the room’s sink. My boyfriend looked up from playing with himself and said “that was quick A”!

  Why can’t guys keep a toilet in a cleanish state.....I’m not expecting shining porcelain and a warm clean shiny seat....but a loo  where the bowl has had a bleach bottle shown to it and the mat on the floor has been chased around the cubicle and thrown in a washing machine to remove the various bacterial livestock.

   A small but unobtrusive smelly block or air freshener would be nice and perhaps .......and this is a long shot ........the walls might be wiped down every year there is a royal marriage.. with a damp cloth.

  So guys please let’s get rid of the Neanderthal attitude to our toilet duties, point percy at the porcelain with care and accuracy and after defecation please use a brush on the bowl and spray the fug ready for the next competitor.....please!

  I am sorry if I come across as a prissy wuss but it has been a lifelong campaign with the men in my life, to get them to smarten up and treat the toilet as a place/room/facility where other members of the human race might have to go and use and not the centre reactor core at Chernobyl

  Thank you Rant over!!! Also farting in bed is not that funny and very non-funny on the 16 time, when accompanied by a large and satisfied grin! And the comment better out than in!..... It does not arouse the lady I’m afraid!!

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