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• Posted by Deleted Member August 22, 2013 #fifty shades of gray  511 views
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  FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres of course..
  
  The missus bought a Paperback,
  down Shepton Mallet way,
  I had a look inside her bag;
  ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
  Well I just left her to it,
  And at ten I went to bed.
  An hour later she appeared;
  The sight filled me with dread...
  In her left she held a rope;
  And in her right a whip!
  She threw them down upon the floor,
  And then began to strip.
  Well fifty years or so ago;
  I might have had a peek;
  But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
  She's eighty four next week!!
  Watching Mabel bump and grind;
  Could not have been much grimmer.
  And things then went from bad to worse;
  She toppled off her Zimmer!
  She struggled back upon her feet;
  A couple minutes later;
  She put her teeth back in and said
  I am a dominater !!
  Now if you knew our Mabel,
  You'd see just why I spluttered,
  I'd spent two months in traction
  For the last complaint I'd uttered.
  She stood there nude and naked
  Bent forward just a bit
  I went to hold her, sensual like
  and stood on her left tit!
  Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
  My god what had I done!?
  She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
  "Step on the other one"!!
  Well readers, I can't tell no more;
  About what occurred that day.
  Suffice to say my jet black hair,
  Turned fifty shades of grey