Plenty of fish

• Posted by Deborah Taylor April 26, 2013 #site  #  #passing  4,079 views
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  I got told that a friend of mine had a profile on the dating site, Plenty of Fish, and I just *HAD* to see it. Being a nosey cow, they were in fact correct: I did HAVE to see it.

   

  In order to see it, I had to be a member.

   

  For a bit of a giggle, I decided to sign up as me, not the him that earns the money and two times with his wife. If you know what I mean, and I'm sure that you do. You can upload eight photos, so I picked 8 reasonable ones of me, and filled in the questionnaire. A lot of effort to go to! It took me nearly two minutes! I could have watched all the good bits from Britain's Got Body Odour in that time!

   

  

   

   

  It took a while, but I did find the person whose profile I had to see, and my friend was right. It was DEFINITELY worth seeing. What a revelation...who'd have thought he was gay?...but that's enough about that.

   

  When I signed up, I filled it in honestly, in terms of height, eye colour, etc. There wasn't a box for "Tranny" so I put female. I made no mention of the fact that as well as XL jeans, I have XY genes.

   

  Let me stress at this point, I will be deleting the profile fairly soon, I don't want to go on a date with anybody.

   

  However...and it's a big but...Men have contacted me! It's a big ego boost when some random straight bloke sends you an email saying that you're attractive. Thanks Simon From Salford, you made my day.

   

  I might leave it there for a week or so, and see if I get made. Or more dates...