The D/s BDSM Lexicon

• Posted by Deleted Member December 23, 2012 794 views
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  THE D/S LEXICON
  Adult Baby - Someone really very silly
  Ass - Something that is shown at EVERY available occasion by attention-seeking trannies
  Ball-busting - Brain damage
  BDSM (for females) - Poetry, companionship and misguided sensuality
  BDSM (for males) - Wanking and sex
  BDSM (for TGs) - Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
  Bratty sub - A female submissive who cannot give up her nagging rights
  Capitalisation - Being anal
  Cock Pic - The most imaginative picture the male brain can conjure up
  Dom - Someone who can easily be turned into a submissive if he thinks he will get to use his weener
  Dominate - Someone who is a dominant to the uninitiated
  Female Domme - Someone who exists to fulfill the sexual needs of any male, dom or sub
  Female submissive - Someone who writes extraordinarily banal poetry
  FinDomme - An unemployable guy
  Forced feminization - Unforced feminization
  Gor - BDSM for Tolkien nerds
  I have read your profile - I have wanked over your pictures
  I am a cross-dresser - My wife's panties feel daaaaaaamned sexy on me
  I am a daddy dom - I am ordinarily invisible to girls I see in the street because I am out of their preferred age-range
  I am a female Domme from Philippines - I am a ladyboy
  I am a female switch - I have all the right gear to show that I am genuine
  I am a Goddess - I reserve the right to be rude
  I am a lesbian - I am a male picture collector hiding behind the pic of a beautiful girl
  I am a male dom - My ego needs massaging and I am sitting here with an erection
  I am a male of any orientation and sexual persuasion - I need to wank but am lacking the necessary imagination for me to perform this act without outside assistance
  I am a male submissive - I have a shopping list of things I want you to do to me
  I am a male sub/slave/dom (it doesn't really matter which) - Here is a pic of my cock
  I am a male switch - I am living in dream-world
  I am a new female sub - I wish to receive 15,000 messages from 'world-renowned' male doms in the first 24 hours of my profile's existence
  I am a transgender - Here is a pic of me with my ass in the air
  I am a trans-sexual - I am NOT a cross-dresser... OKAY????
  I am an abult baby - I need locking away in a sanitorium
  I am collared - I am open to offers
  I am coming to Philippines next month - I have only a rudimentary grasp of the concept of truth
  I am from India - I am coming to Philippines next month
  I am looking to be a full human toilet - I am German
  I am looking to find a full human toilet - I am Japanese
  I am spoilt - I want to be spoilt
  I am under consideration - I am still open to offers; I just don't know it
  I cannot accomodate - My wife would kill me if she knew about this
  I cannot be marked - My wife would kill me if she knew about this
  I have been involved in a plane crash or revolution - I am from Nigeria or Ghana
  I have been in the lifestyle for many years - Wow! A cool new site!!
  I have lots of toys - I have more money than sense
  I have no limits - I do not know what I am talking about
  I want... - I am male
  I want forced feminization - I am too lazy and stupid to put my wife's panties on by myself
  Kajira - Someone who has an overly-romantic mindset
  Male Dom - Someone whose brains are located in his genitalia
  Male submissive - Someone whose brains are located in his genitalia
  My name is Lord/Sir/Master Such-and-Such (delete where applicable) - I am a lonely, short fat man in my late middle-age
  My cam doesn't work - I am naive enough to think that you don't know when I lie
  My wife is not into the lifestyle - My wife has no idea I wank over all the sexy pics in CM
  Princess - Someone who has on-going financial issues and who has no idea what BDSM is all about
  Pro-Domme - Someone who is the spawn of the Devil (and that, of course, includes me!)
  Profile - A complete mystery to any male
  Protocol - A set of rules for those too lazy, or unintelligent, to devise a set of rules
  Switch - Someone who aims for the middle ground but who ends up in the middle of nowhere
  Trannie - Someone who enjoys waving his ugly, and spotty, ass in the air
  Will you cam-verify? - I suffer from premature-ejaculation
  You are beautiful - I have wanked over your pictures again