The Mad Hatter's Political Party Two!

• Posted by Rachael Louise Blanche February 5, 2015 3,355 views
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  'Yahoo! Yahoo!' They all shouted

   

  Well here I am back for another dance around the Maypole, so to speak. First thing first as in most of my blogs my tongue is firmly planted in my cheek, which can make talking very difficult at times. However, I would just like to stress in upcoming elections please vote for whom ever you so please as long as is not the ever worsening 70s sitcom (bigotted, sexist, homophobic, racist, wannabe Tories) that is UKIP, cus I'll have defriend and transport you to a small mountian villiage in Romania!

   

  I am at heart an old fashioned socialist, I know it's a dirty word this days, but I am and I'm proud to be one . I do, as I've been told, have a strong sense of right, wrong and justic. What this means I'm not quite sure. My policital views started sometime after I lost God (I know rather silly me) so about 13/14 and being from a strong Labourite family my policital view naturally went left. About 18/19 I joined a small group calling itself The People's Socialist Revolutionary Party (mainly due pretty blonde) all I can say about the PSRP what a bunch of upper middleclass twats! And that's being polite. Start a revolution it would take them 3hours to decide who's turn it was to make the tea! So me, the token working class person and Karl, the token ethic minorty person would often slip away down to the local pub (which fortunately for us was downstairs) have a few pints and play pool which was a lot more fun and no me & the blonde never did get it off.

   

  So I stuck to family tradition and voted Labour until 1997, cus (a) I didn't like what Tony Blair was saying and (b) I had a strong urge smack him in the face (mind you i was suffering from depression badly at this time so I'm not sure if that had anything to with it!) So, in '97 for the first time I voted Lib Dem, as a sort of protest vote. That's until 2010 when taking pity on Gorden Brown I once again voted Labour, thinking that the Lib Dems would jump into bed with Labour leaving the Tories out in the cold, HA! Didn't I look silly hum?

   

  So here we are at 2015, so vote for whatever party, expect as prevoiusly stated UKIP! Who am I voting for? that's for me and the ballot box, but probably the Greens, as I have a strong urge to hit Ed Milband in the face, fed David Cameron to  man-eating pigs feet first as for the other one, Who the f$*k is the other one!! (p.s. I am not depressed this time just really pissed off)

   

  So please vote a lot of people have died over the centuries to get you this vote, and if you don't vote you've got nothing to complain about have you?

   

  From a proud son (sometimes daughter) of an Irish immigrant!