Pina Colada!!

• Posted by Rachael Louise Blanche January 17, 2015 2,876 views
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  Yipee it's 2015!!!

   

  Well 2014 has come and gone and all in all it was a strange year for me, mainly because I hit the the BIG 5-0 (book 'em Dano) which a was surpised to ge get to, really! I mean 50!! What ever happen to that young fresh face chamer I once was. Now I'm balding, going gray, slightly over weight, a tad unfit and I keep finding something else on my body that hurts when I move it, bend it or both.

   

  I must admit I did go through a bit of a mid-life crisis, fast cars and loose women, yeah like that's gonna happen on my wage! I did think about pruging, I let let my body hair grow out and grew a bread for short while.

   

  But my stabilizer in life (My SO), told me I looked stupid with bread, to told her extact words word were 'That bread makes you look a bigger twat then you normaly do!' always to point my Better Half. Plus she hates hairy chests. So in the end it all come off again, much to both our enjoyment. As for the pruge my SO stepped in once again 'Stop being so stupid' she said, ' And your not using it as an excuse for a new wardrode, and if you are can I have your black and white jumper, jeans and couple of your skirts?' So in the end I had a bit of clear out, which she still benefited from. 

   

  I also run into kinky Claire again while shopping in a well know supermarket, we had a coffee and chat and that was that. Tempted? Yes! But for once my common sense grab my balls and said 'F*&king twat you've too much to lose so don't even think about it!' But I still did think about and I'm grateful to myself that's all I did is think about it.

   

  So my birthday came and went, one day I was 49, the next day I was 50 with hangover. The strange thing about life that somethings small things can cause you big worries, untill you realise, your being a twat and they're not that important at all. My Nan once told me to enjoy life cus your a long time dead. And for the most part of my life that's been my motto, execpt for a about 8months in 2014 when I, well I would say I lost the plot, but you would need a plot in the first place to lose it and I have never had the plot, so instead I will so I wobbled in a very twatish fashion.

   

  So. Yeah Baby! I'm back! to a service that on occasions approximates very nearly some sort of normality.

   

  And yes I'm happy with my lifexx

   

  I should learnt to play the guiter

  I should learnt to play those drums...

  That's the way to do it....

  That anit working......

  Money for nothing!