Oddly Concerned.....The Blog!

• Posted by Rachael Louise Blanche August 7, 2014 2,052 views
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  'Well now Door and Bookcase are talking again, Door has decided to be Bookcases (Left & Right) agent in their new upcoming docusoap on Dave. So Door has now decided it needs a PA and guess who applied, yes me, the interview involved, for some reason a photo shoot, don't ask why................'

   

  Well this is the intro to my new photo album......'Oddly Concerned.......The Album' you see the theme here?

   

  You see something has been concerning me, hence the title. First, I have started holding conversations with the fixtures and fittings of my house as well the furniture. Secondly they offered me a job and thirdly I'm really considering taking up their offer! I mean it's not a bad job offer. World travel, answering telephones, stopping nosey reports, company car and 30k salary. Door says it does matter that I can only type 5 words a minute, I can hire someone to do the typing and tea/coffee making. I mean it sounds great.

   

  So I thought I'd seek some consel from my three cats. To say they were not very helpful is and understate, my youngest cat's reply was 'Does my answer inolve you giving me treats?' My middle cat's reply was 'Do you mind I'm in the middle of cleaning myself then it's my mid-morning naptime!' My oldest cat and may I add the most sensible one just looked at me and reply 'Your asking me a cat whether your going insane cus your talking to a door and bookcase and considering their job offer? Really? I think asking advice from a cat answers your own question' She can be really sarcastic sometimes.

   

  So what does the great world of the internet think? Should I take Door's offer?

   

   

  To parapharse the great Freddie Mercury........'I think I'm going ever so slightly mad...'