Big Boobs dont make you a Lady !

• Posted by Jet Alexis Armstrong September 22, 2013 #care about your appearance  2,452 views
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  Hi girls , so this Blog is bvy way of a bit of a rant and a bit of common sense ...And !!! it is not aimed at anyone here , it is not something that i have come across on Transtastic , so put the hammers and pick axe handles down .....

   

  I was recently contacted by a Trans friend of mine.." ive got a girlfriend here who really wants to talk to you , i have told her about you you i hope you dont mind "..."not at all whats the problem " .." can we come round ? " , " of course you can " ...so they turned up a while later , cuppas made sat down followed by uncomfortable silence .." ok so your obviously not here just to stare at the floor whats the problem ? " ..well to be quite honest i had already sussed that one out as it was painfully obvious ! so she goes into the reason for the visit which basically boils down to she is getting pointed at , laughed at , comments being shouted at her etc , all the usual stuff you might expect in the early days ... so she says " can you help me ? " , so i said " yes i can but i dont know if " name removed " has told you but i do tend to be a bit outspoken and i do tell it as i see it and it might seem a bit nasty what i have to say " ... " i dont mind i just cant handle this anymore " ....

   

  Now what i have intentionally omitted to this point is a visual description of this poor deluded thing , what i have sat in front of me is a circus clown in an ill fitting baggy dress ,un brushed male hair , brown leather sandals and the biggest pair of slip in boob enhancers youve ever seen , sitting in a very ill fitting bra and totally on display , in short an old bag lady ( i was beginning to wonder whare she had left her sainsburies trolley ! ..getting the picture yet ?

   

  So i repeated  " look im going to be really honest are you sure you want to hear this ? ".." yes ! "... " ok go upstairs and take a long good look in the bathroom mirror ( full length ) then come back down and tell us what you see " ....so off she goes all of 2 minutes passes and down she comes .. " i dont understand what you mean " .... " right both of you come with me ! and up we march .. i stand her in front of the mirror " right these can come out for starters" and i reach in and yank out two of the biggest bags of silicone ive ever seen , " right i want you to strip off and wash that muck off your face while me and " friend " sort some clothes out" ..As luck would have it sue is getting rid of some really nice tops and dresses and i have them bagged up for the charity shop , ive got some lightly padded bras brand new which i mistakenly brought and never wore , luck would have it friends friend is about sues size not far out , back comes friend " right i want you to put thes on and i hand her a a nice bra outfit and a quite nice fitting dress , which she puts on  " i want to see she says " , .." not till im finished you dont " !! , now im pretty good at art but restoration does not fall within my remit but i do my best with the makeup , " less is more" i point out , and by time we are finally finished weve got while maybe not passable at close quarters none the less a fairly reasonable facsimilie of a half decent looking Trans lady in the early stages  ( oh yes by the way she was actually a cross dresser but liked to go out publicly ) , shame about the shoes but i dont do size 10,s , but i told friend to have a look on the internet and buy her one decent pair with a fairly strong heel.

   

  So a success story and friend tells me that she is doing much better but keeps trying to put the inserts back in , oh well i can only do so much ...

   

  So that brings me to the rant bit of this blog >>

   

  Why oh why do so many people feel the need to stuff ridiculously oversized bags of jelly down their front when there are so many inexpensive padded bras available that look much more natural and if the correct strap size is purchased can actually fit ? .

   

  Im only a 36 A \ B but i have a small frame , i dont wear padded bras and my figure is quite good and my boobs look  ( and indeed are ) natural , for heavens sake do take a look in the mirror from time to time and do try to be honest with yourself , if you can see that you look ridiculous then so can others , tame it down a bit !! , its not about huge tits and lorry loads of makeup  , its about looking like a woman !!

   

  Oh yes and if you cant afford a decent wig ( and god knows they are cheap enough ) then at least brush your hair  !.

   

  Thanks for listening , here endeth the lesson xxxxxx