A profile of mine on another 'site'...

• Posted by Mia Wallace May 15, 2013 5,240 views
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  TV/TS in High Wycombe, South East, UK   

  If you are a sexual or social inadequate please don't waste your time mailing me....you probably don't realise you are either of those so i will give you a couple of helpful pointers:

   

   

  * Dreadful spelling

   

  * A cock shot, then a load of rhetoric about legal ramifications aimed at Sydney University - I can't work out if you are so halfwitted you think someone would use such a picture or you are trying to look important - to me it makes you look like a Grade A Prat

   

   

  * No mention of TV/TS as you are worried it will scare away the women (who you will never meet anyway)

   

   

  * No photo verification

   

   

  * If you want me to watch you meddling with yourself on cam

   

   

  * If you want to ask how I am today or if I want to chat

   

   

  * If your profile is no longer than 2 or 3 lines - especially if you have written 'will fill this in later' and you have been on the site for weeks

   

  * if your profile is one of the many that say 'fun guy looking for fun'

   

  * if you are the male half of a 'couple' 'playing alone'

   

  * 'i don't bite - unless you want me to' - nearly as original as 'fun guy looking for fun'

   

   

  oh and by the way, before I forget, no I am not interested in becoming your first tgirl experience and if you think u iz a kool muthafuka chatin in dat txt spk 2 me - well please don't bother as I can tell you straight off the bat you're not for me

   

   

  oh and just to let you know in advance if you send me a friend request or a wink and you live miles away I'll block your profile

   

   

  and yes I'm a bitch