It's Friday, it's five to five and it's the likkle car packed with Paula, Me, Bags n Fags. We're heading south...into the deep south...Buckinghamshire.
BNO - The BNO ...is only 5 hours and 30 miles away.
Hosted in Pink Punters, BNO is the fabbest, glammest shin-dig you ever did see honey.
We arrived at 10.00 eager beavers....and we had a great early doors tour hosted by Natalie and Michelle (ohh and Wayne!). They showed us round the first floor which consists of dj booth, dance floor (including mirrored pillars..excellent,) and bar.
Upstairs we found a dressing-room that is just perfect. Perfect for touch-ups (later in the night this may turn out to hold a different meaning!) and piccies. A more sedate, chatty vibe up here, perfect for meeting new friends which Paula and I did with relish. It's just such a thrilling space...all the girls look fab....glitz n glam in abandon.
So taking all this in..where did our two intrepid heroines find themselves...outside the club warming themselves on a roaring fire....smoking an chewing the fat with Roxee and Maxine.
A string of gorgeous friendly and lively girls pass by as we toast our tootsies by the hot coals.
I leave Paula n Roxee, and bump into Ms BNO - Michelle, she's all smiles n hugs and eagerly invites me to the next "Frocks" - 'the best party you'll ever go to' (Feb 16th). We exchange hugs before I totter off looking for Paula.
At 4.30am after having danced, oogled, drank, gasped, smoked, had our heads turned...we threw in the towel...
No-one quite does it like BNO.