Hi bods - no I did say bods, bods and bodettes if you like - not pod - as in snog marry avoid- I am sure that there are many that would do that with me too- hell I would tend to avoid most of those that may want to snog or marry me too !!!
So what this is about is that its going to be a regular weekly discipline - actually hate that word- for me to complete and update as I make my progress through what some consider to be an interesting lifestyle- trust me I am more on the natural side of the universe than the drones that dominate the everyday media and probably you will have a laugh along with me as I make my views of what constitutes normality gradually known.
In summary I am about joy, light , love, positivity, and the incredulous amazed astounded observation of the sheeple- amongst whom I am sure you do not classify yourselves. So here we go with my first entry which is simply a review of a relatively quiet week in Blackpool.
Well my dearzzz - its catch up time to explain what I have been doing in the real world of Blackpool this week - Monday was brilliant - went to the Galleon for a couple of songs, all alone then on to Mardi Gras to meet up with Helen, Suzie, Joella, et al- where we all won because no one did- and prize money now gone up- Tuesday a one song sesh at Buckinghams, and then a chill for the evening - Wed...nesday a mad one with Suzi and Candy at the Flying Bag Of Hands, (which people should learn to keep to themselves- their hands I mean) Carmen at her campest incarnation though no Karaoke where I met Doris who needs to learn about make up and Mandy from Haven Cleethorpes- - nice sexi blond, after that t'was- Thursday at Whittle Springs, where I introduced Lorraine, me new luscious little gg m8, and linked up with Kath, Loretta, and my generally adoring audience, then onto the Galleon, where I did a number on band night - and had a brilliant dance workout with various gorgeous women- Lorraine then dragged me off to Mardi's but on the way we were passing Ma Kelly's and some rogues with a black guitar wanted to chat so I showed them that there is more to this lady than mere beauty- again its always nice to earn musical respect and last nssc finally woke up they kindly gave me 2nd which was no use to me - but still managed not to smell the coffee of what actually constitutes TALENT and ENTERTAINMENT - yes they are trying toooo hard to be like BGT and The X Factor - - gratz to the winner an all that !!!
Mooooo ARRRRRRRRRR!!!!
