Kicking Ass/Arse in a Hormonally Challenged Way

• Posted by April-Mae Juin March 17, 2012 1,695 views
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  It was essentially a day of mixed fortunes and me getting very very annoyed with myself and others who I perceived as being either demanding or unreasonable - methinks the hormones are kicking in -at various points yesterday  I was on meltdown- some little brat looked at me twice too many times and I immediately spouted out bet you get your best kicks from pulling the legs off spiders - earlier on I had wanted to get somewhere at a certain time simply because I had decided thats when I wanted and then it was like I was totally furious at myself because i was unable to do that because of the internet share I have - hers was slow- she doesn't pay me anything and she was complaining and largely inconveniencing me by her request that it was fixed and then came up with solutions which were off the mark,in fact counterproductive!! so- delaying me further and that really irked me, Igot to Mardi Gras, then had a good time in my karaoke session, but lost it with a member of bar staff that whinged about me wanting my hot water in a cup to help my singing and suggested he would serve me a lot quicker if I bought some alcohol,to which I told him that we go in on Mondays,Tuesdays, and Wednesdays normally- which exacerbated the situation no end anyway that was put to bed - because he explained he was trying to deal with a medical emergency for one of the punters at the time so slate wiped clean,and then I did a brilliant Etta James/ Xtina Aguilera cover of At Last-  mybest peformance in Blackpool to date in my opinion-  Then last night I was delayed getting away again- yes my mate again but she was being nice,(my fault for not insisting I was in a hurry, anyway left the house without the keys realised I did not have them had to be at the place to book in got there booked in - that was fine - then told I was no 8 in the list - fair enough gave me time to go back and get someone to let me in so I could look for my keys at a sensible time - not try and getthem to answere the door at midnight plus!!!! Anyway went back - got things sorted, eventually found keys, and hurried back - I arrived 5 mins late and they had disqualified my first entry - which was meant to be Xtina as per that afternoon!!! Grrrrrr- I went ape!!!! Total feckin Diva!!!!!! The competition requires two songs itslike doing an exam if you score relatively averagely on both you have a better chance of winning than if you start with a 0!!!!! So I thought ok not gonna win change plans do my tune and got as I say masses of applause for it despite it not really being social club material.