A Flat Pack, Self Assembly, Instant...... Woman?

• Posted by Julie Hawkwood May 15, 2013 ##talkingbollocks  6,359 views
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  I was looking for something in my car 'glove compartment' today. In amongst the usual car instruction manual and phone charger was...... a box of large 'King Edward' Cigars. I've kept a box of cigars in my car for many years and the idea behind it is that come the fateful day when I'm fired from my job then I can walk to my car, light and big cigar and think... stuff them. It's kind of like the old Hamlet Cigar Adverts, a moment of pleasure at a bad moment.
  
  
  AND then I thought, maybe I should keep a 'girl in a bag' for a similar moment. No, not a real girl in a bag, but the things to transform me into a girl. It could be an emergency bag so that if the worst happens, I can walk away, throw on some make-up, a dress and heels and ride off into the distance!
  
  
  Does anyone have an emergency 'girl in a bag' and WHAT would you put in it and WHEN would you need to get it out and ride off into the sunset?
  
  
  Jules xxx